If you love nothing better than a laugh at other people’s mistakes, look no further than the world’s largest social network. Some of these people haven’t actually made a mistake, though; it seems they have an excuse for their esteemed ignoramus status. It matters not that these excuses are as ridiculous as a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat…
* Please note, this post contains some very strong language, look away now if you are easily offended.
_cffc7bcc_The “o” on my keyboard is broken.
_a11a9ac7_I am not Mrs. Punctual.
_612c3bf8_The keyboard is too small.
_619b1482_I’m drunk and I am not looking at my spellcheck.
_2510a42a_It doesn’t make any difference.
_e7af99d0_It wasn’t me, it was the autocorrect.
_f8ed01b3_It’s Facebook, not English class.
_bfa5af6b_My spelling is correct, you’re the idiot.
_67b32526_I know how to spell, I just don’t try.
_2784be18_It’s not my fault.
_c547b266_It was incorrect on the place I copied and pasted it from.
_431eca5a_I wrote it that way on purpose.
_70b7e56e_I’m not a teacher.
_098cb462_That’s how I always speel.
_7519cfa5_I’m good at Math, not English.
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