The 15 Lamest Excuses for Spelling Mistakes on Facebook Ever Conceived

If you love nothing better than a laugh at other people’s mistakes, look no further than the world’s largest social network. Some of these people haven’t actually made a mistake, though; it seems they have an excuse for their esteemed ignoramus status. It matters not that these excuses are as ridiculous as a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat…

* Please note, this post contains some very strong language, look away now if you are easily offended.

_cffc7bcc_The “o” on my keyboard is broken.

Text reads: "The 'o' on my keyboard is broken."


 

_a11a9ac7_I am not Mrs. Punctual.

Says punctual and should be perfect


 

_612c3bf8_The keyboard is too small.

Facebook user blames keyboard for spelling mistakes


 

_619b1482_I’m drunk and I am not looking at my spellcheck.

User blames the drink for her spelling mistakes


 

_2510a42a_It doesn’t make any difference.

User claims that spelling mistakes on facebook don't make any difference


 

_e7af99d0_It wasn’t me, it was the autocorrect.

Apparently, the Facebook mistake was caused by the autocorrect


 

_f8ed01b3_It’s Facebook, not English class.

Facebook user believes spelling mistakes don't matter on Facebook


 

_bfa5af6b_My spelling is correct, you’re the idiot.

Misspelled "board
Facebook dyeing spelt wrong


 

_67b32526_I know how to spell, I just don’t try.


_2784be18_It’s not my fault.

Facebook spelling mistakes are not my fault


_c547b266_It was incorrect on the place I copied and pasted it from.

Reads: "it was wrong on the place I copied and pasted it from."


_431eca5a_I wrote it that way on purpose.

Tattoo misspelling was apparently intentional according to this Facebook userFacebook spelling mistake was apparently on purpose


_70b7e56e_I’m not a teacher.

You need to be a teacher to spell correctly on Facebook


_098cb462_That’s how I always speel.

Facebook users claims that if you always "speel" things incorrectly then that's okay


_7519cfa5_I’m good at Math, not English.

Guy justifies facebook spelling mistake by claiming that he is better at math

 

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