New Proofreading Poem

Ever seen the spellchecker poem?

We love it so much that we thought we would write our own! Here it is:

The Knew Proof Reed Err Poe Um

Eye don’t kneed a proofread err
To check my resume may
There’s a grate knew gram err checker
I bought it yes tear day

Ewe don’t kneed two spend yore thyme
Looking four miss takes
Just use yore spell ling check her
Bet wean you’re writing breaks

An Auto mate head proofread err
Is all that ewe re choir
Two double Czech yore writ en word
Too yore heart’s desire

Poof freed errs are knot four me
My soft wear ‘s much bettor
I ran my s say threw it
And my cover ring let her

Sew pleas just take my add vice
And save you’re precious thyme
Ewes a good soft wear Czech err
Yore right ting will bee like mine

We ran the poem through the spellchecker and guess what… not one single mistake (apparently!)

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