{"id":4430,"date":"2014-03-07T12:28:47","date_gmt":"2014-03-07T04:28:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/?p=4430"},"modified":"2026-03-18T17:30:42","modified_gmt":"2026-03-18T17:30:42","slug":"why-poor-use-of-punctuation-can-make-or-break-your-wifes-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/why-poor-use-of-punctuation-can-make-or-break-your-wifes-night\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Poor use of Punctuation can Make or Break Your Wife\u2019s Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Punctuation isn\u2019t important, right?<\/p>\n<p>Wrong\u2026 VERY wrong. As one husband\u2019s attempts to market his wife\u2019s cookery blog proves, proper punctuation can spell the difference between a good night in with the wife, a good night in FOR the wife, and a major felony that could well give Hannibal Lecter a run for his money.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t forget\u2026 Tell everyone!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Punctuation.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-4431\" style=\"border: medium solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"Punctuation\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Punctuation.jpg\" alt=\"Punctuation could save your wife's life\" width=\"501\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Are your punctuation skills not up to scratch? Take a look at our simple guide to the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/14-punctuation-marks\/\">14 most common punctuation marks<\/a>. Alternatively, you may find our guide to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/proofreading-punctuation-free-printable-booklet\/\">proofreading punctuation<\/a> very helpful (it contains a free printable booklet!).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">And one more thing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Want to make sure you don&#8217;t make mistakes with your written English? You&#8217;ve got to try Vappingo our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/Proofreading-Services\/\">proofreading services<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Punctuation isn\u2019t important, right? Wrong\u2026 VERY wrong. As one husband\u2019s attempts to market his wife\u2019s cookery blog proves, proper punctuation can spell the difference between a good night in with the wife, a good night in FOR the wife, and a major felony that could well give Hannibal Lecter a run for his money. Don\u2019t &#8230; <a title=\"Why Poor use of Punctuation can Make or Break Your Wife\u2019s Night\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/why-poor-use-of-punctuation-can-make-or-break-your-wifes-night\/\" aria-label=\"More on Why Poor use of Punctuation can Make or Break Your Wife\u2019s Night\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-and-fails"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4430"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9129,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4430\/revisions\/9129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}