{"id":3749,"date":"2012-03-01T13:37:14","date_gmt":"2012-03-01T05:37:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/?p=3749"},"modified":"2026-03-18T17:30:54","modified_gmt":"2026-03-18T17:30:54","slug":"the-15-lamest-excuses-for-spelling-mistakes-on-facebook-ever-conceived","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/the-15-lamest-excuses-for-spelling-mistakes-on-facebook-ever-conceived\/","title":{"rendered":"The 15 Lamest Excuses for Spelling Mistakes on Facebook Ever Conceived"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tIf you love nothing better than a laugh at other people&#8217;s mistakes, look no further than the world&#8217;s largest social network. Some of these people haven&#8217;t actually made a mistake, though; it seems they have an excuse for their esteemed ignoramus status. It matters not that these excuses are as ridiculous as a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>* Please note, this post contains some very strong language, look away now if you are easily offended.<\/p>\n<p>If you like this, you&#8217;ll also like\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/10-funny-facebook-spelling-mistakes-and-the-responses-they-deserved\/\">these Facebook spelling mistakes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Vappingo-One-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2106 alignleft\" title=\"Vappingo One Correct\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Vappingo-One-01.jpg\" alt=\"Picture of the number one\" width=\"57\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a>The &#8220;o&#8221; on my keyboard is broken.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/The-o-on-my-keyboard.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3752\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"Facebook spelling mistake 1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/The-o-on-my-keyboard.png\" alt=\"Text reads: &quot;The 'o' on my keyboard is broken.&quot;\" width=\"471\" height=\"283\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Vappingo-Two-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2105 alignleft\" title=\"Vappingo Two Correct\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Vappingo-Two-01.jpg\" alt=\"Picture of the number two\" width=\"57\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a>I am not Mrs. Punctual.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/I-am-not-Ms.-punctual.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3754\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"I am not Ms. punctual\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/I-am-not-Ms.-punctual.jpg\" alt=\"Says punctual and should be perfect\" width=\"550\" height=\"372\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Vappingo-Three-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2104 alignleft\" title=\"Vappingo Three Correct\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Vappingo-Three-01.jpg\" alt=\"Picture of the number three\" width=\"57\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a>The keyboard is too small.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/small-keyboard.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3755\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"small keyboard\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/small-keyboard.png\" alt=\"Facebook user blames keyboard for spelling mistakes\" width=\"461\" height=\"206\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Vappingo-Four-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2103 alignleft\" title=\"Vappingo Four Correct\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Vappingo-Four-01.jpg\" alt=\"Picture of the number four\" width=\"57\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;m drunk and I am not looking at my spellcheck.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Im-pissed-and.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3756\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"Facebook spelling excuses\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Im-pissed-and.jpg\" alt=\"User blames the drink for her spelling mistakes\" width=\"533\" height=\"536\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Vappingo-Five-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2102 alignleft\" title=\"Vappingo Five Correct\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Vappingo-Five-01.jpg\" alt=\"Picture of the number five\" width=\"57\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a>It doesn&#8217;t make any difference.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Big-difference.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3757\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"Big difference\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Big-difference.jpg\" alt=\"User claims that spelling mistakes on facebook don't make any difference\" width=\"460\" height=\"260\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Vappingo-Six-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2101 alignleft\" title=\"Vappingo Six-01\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Vappingo-Six-01.jpg\" alt=\"Picture of the number six\" width=\"57\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a>It wasn&#8217;t me, it was the autocorrect.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Autocorrect.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3758\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"Autocorrect\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Autocorrect.jpg\" alt=\"Apparently, the Facebook mistake was caused by the autocorrect\" width=\"460\" height=\"260\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Vappingo-Seven-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2100 alignleft\" title=\"Vappingo Seven-01\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Vappingo-Seven-01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"57\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a>It&#8217;s Facebook, not English class.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/It-doesnt-matter.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3759\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"It doesn't matter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/It-doesnt-matter.jpg\" alt=\"Facebook user believes spelling mistakes don't matter on Facebook\" width=\"651\" height=\"610\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Vappingo-Eight-Final-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2407 alignleft\" title=\"Vappingo Eight Final-01\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Vappingo-Eight-Final-01.jpg\" alt=\"Picture of the number eight\" width=\"57\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a>My spelling is correct, you&#8217;re the idiot.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Facebook-spelling-mistakes-06.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3088\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"Facebook spelling mistakes 06\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Facebook-spelling-mistakes-06.jpg\" alt=\"Misspelled &quot;board\" width=\"600\" height=\"292\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Funny-facebook-spelling-mistake-two.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3083\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"Funny facebook spelling mistake two\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Funny-facebook-spelling-mistake-two.jpg\" alt=\"Facebook dyeing spelt wrong\" width=\"479\" height=\"203\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Vappingo-Nine-Final-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2408 alignleft\" title=\"Vappingo Nine Final-01\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Vappingo-Nine-Final-01.jpg\" alt=\"Picture of the number nine\" width=\"57\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a>I know how to spell, I just don&#8217;t try.<\/h3>\n<hr \/>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Vappingo-Ten-Final-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2409 alignleft\" title=\"Vappingo Ten Final-01\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Vappingo-Ten-Final-01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"57\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a>It&#8217;s not my fault.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Its-not-my-fault.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3760\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"It's not my fault\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Its-not-my-fault.png\" alt=\"Facebook spelling mistakes are not my fault\" width=\"420\" height=\"515\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/eleven-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3761 alignleft\" title=\"eleven-01\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/eleven-01.jpg\" alt=\"Picture of the number 11\" width=\"57\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a>It was incorrect on the place I copied and pasted it from.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/The-place-I-copy-and-paste-from.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3762\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"The place I copy and paste from\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/The-place-I-copy-and-paste-from.jpg\" alt=\"Reads: &quot;it was wrong on the place I copied and pasted it from.&quot;\" width=\"612\" height=\"376\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/twelve-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3763 alignleft\" title=\"twelve-01\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/twelve-01.jpg\" alt=\"Picture of the number 12\" width=\"57\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a>I wrote it that way on purpose.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Spelt-wrong-on-purpose.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3764\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"Spelt wrong on purpose\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Spelt-wrong-on-purpose.png\" alt=\"Tattoo misspelling was apparently intentional according to this Facebook user\" width=\"589\" height=\"603\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/I-do-it-on-purpose.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3765\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"I do it on purpose\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/I-do-it-on-purpose.jpg\" alt=\"Facebook spelling mistake was apparently on purpose\" width=\"509\" height=\"553\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/thirteen-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3766 alignleft\" title=\"thirteen-01\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/thirteen-01.jpg\" alt=\"Picture of the number thirteen\" width=\"57\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;m not a teacher.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Im-a-teacher.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3767\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"I'm a teacher\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Im-a-teacher.png\" alt=\"You need to be a teacher to spell correctly on Facebook\" width=\"588\" height=\"235\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/fourteen-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3768 alignleft\" title=\"fourteen-01\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/fourteen-01.jpg\" alt=\"Picture of the number 14\" width=\"57\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a>That&#8217;s how I always speel.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Thats-how-I-always-speel.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3769\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"That's how I always speel\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Thats-how-I-always-speel.jpg\" alt=\"Facebook users claims that if you always &quot;speel&quot; things incorrectly then that's okay\" width=\"500\" height=\"268\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/fifteen-01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3770 alignleft\" title=\"fifteen-01\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/fifteen-01.jpg\" alt=\"Picture of the number fifteen\" width=\"57\" height=\"57\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;m good at Math, not English.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Maths.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3771\" style=\"border: thick solid #8f8f8f;\" title=\"Maths\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Maths.jpg\" alt=\"Guy justifies facebook spelling mistake by claiming that he is better at math\" width=\"488\" height=\"238\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Need help with your written English? Check out our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\">proofreading services<\/a>.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you love nothing better than a laugh at other people&#8217;s mistakes, look no further than the world&#8217;s largest social network. Some of these people haven&#8217;t actually made a mistake, though; it seems they have an excuse for their esteemed ignoramus status. It matters not that these excuses are as ridiculous as a glow-in-the-dark toilet &#8230; <a title=\"The 15 Lamest Excuses for Spelling Mistakes on Facebook Ever Conceived\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/the-15-lamest-excuses-for-spelling-mistakes-on-facebook-ever-conceived\/\" aria-label=\"More on The 15 Lamest Excuses for Spelling Mistakes on Facebook Ever Conceived\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1166,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fun-and-fails"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9455,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3749\/revisions\/9455"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}