{"id":1208,"date":"2011-03-23T05:00:30","date_gmt":"2011-03-23T05:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/?p=1208"},"modified":"2026-03-18T17:27:49","modified_gmt":"2026-03-18T17:27:49","slug":"proofreading-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/proofreading-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"New Proofreading Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tEver seen the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/spellchecker-poem\/\">spellchecker poem<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>We love it so much that we thought we would write our own! Here it is:<\/p>\n<h3>The Knew Proof Reed Err Poe Um<\/h3>\n<p>Eye don\u2019t kneed a proofread err<br \/>\nTo check my resume may<br \/>\nThere\u2019s a grate knew gram err checker<br \/>\nI bought it yes tear day<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ewe don\u2019t kneed two spend yore thyme<br \/>\nLooking four miss takes<br \/>\nJust use yore spell ling check her<br \/>\nBet wean you\u2019re writing breaks<\/p>\n<p>An Auto mate head proofread err<br \/>\nIs all that ewe re choir<br \/>\nTwo double Czech yore writ en word<br \/>\nToo yore heart\u2019s desire<\/p>\n<p>Poof freed errs are knot four me<br \/>\nMy soft wear \u2018s much bettor<br \/>\nI ran my s say threw it<br \/>\nAnd my cover ring let her<\/p>\n<p>Sew pleas just take my add vice<br \/>\nAnd save you\u2019re precious thyme<br \/>\nEwes a good soft wear Czech err<br \/>\nYore right ting will bee like mine<\/p>\n<p>We ran the poem through the spellchecker and guess what&#8230; not one single mistake (apparently!)<\/p>\n<p>If this poem proves anything, is that you can&#8217;t beat <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\">professional native English\u00a0proofreading\u00a0services<\/a>. If you want to make sure your written documents are absolutely perfect, check out our online proofreading services.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever seen the spellchecker poem? We love it so much that we thought we would write our own! Here it is: The Knew Proof Reed Err Poe Um Eye don\u2019t kneed a proofread err To check my resume may There\u2019s a grate knew gram err checker I bought it yes tear day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1549,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-editing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1208"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10948,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions\/10948"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vappingo.com\/word-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}